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Still, keeps us out of trouble, eh?

And I never suspected you were black.
OR a member of the Anatidae*........


[* Look it up- the exercise will do you good, heh heh....]

The only trouble round these parts is sticky 'aromatic spillage'

Got a runway of towels with the circuference of a metre but just like my rifle shooting I keep missing the target

Luckily the carpet mops it up before I get a chance

Yeah I'm black allright but only when the lights are out...if you know what i mean...nudge nudge...lol

Another gob stopper of a word...might just email Magoos Dog...expect he's come across it before

For the record I get plenty of exercise in a variety of ways

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B....OZ

Deuce Bigolo wrote:

> The only trouble round these parts is sticky 'aromatic spillage'
By that I take it you're not referring to the local 'working girls' spilling their perfume.....

> Yeah I'm black allright but only when the lights are out...
How's anyone supposed to tell, then? Tchhhhh......
>
> Another gob stopper of a word...might just email Magoos Dog...expect
> he's come across it before
I got it from him in the first place- it's the Duck family- and he's a retriever, you see........

jj wrote:

> Deuce Bigolo wrote:
>
> > The only trouble round these parts is sticky 'aromatic
> spillage'
> By that I take it you're not referring to the local 'working
> girls' spilling their perfume.....

No
>
> > Yeah I'm black allright but only when the lights are out...
> How's anyone supposed to tell, then? Tchhhhh......

I refer you to the new Black Sherrif of Rock Ridge scene with Lilly Von Stupp
Blazing Saddles
> >
> > Another gob stopper of a word...might just email Magoos
> Dog...expect
> > he's come across it before
> I got it from him in the first place- it's the Duck family- and
> he's a retriever, you see........

I see all too clearly...the question is should I now delete the temporary files in my Brain or increase the cache to accomodate all this double thick bullshit
>
>

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B....OZ

I am Purveyor by Appointment to Her Britannic Majesty Elizabeth II of JJ's Finest Old English Bullshit.........

How sad

We in the Colonies don't get the Queens message anymore

Boo Hoo

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B....OZ

Vive la Republique !!!
It gets slightly lower viewing-figures here than Channel 5, i.e two old geezers, 3 geriatric hamsters and a congenitally-lame Dandie Dinmont.

I'm sure our BBC(ABC) will show it soon in a Prime Time slot given their main aim is to lose public money(no adverts),sometime before the next republican push 2012 I believe

Left Wing Wankers

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B....OZ

What's the Queen's message BUT an advert for the Monarchy?
I'd make her pay for the slot, I really would.

Well she could afford it

Even if she did pay you'd probably end up with

1 years worth of the Duchess of PorK with no financial advice

Very big on bartering the Royals...so I hear

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B....OZ