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Re: Laura Singer's twin?!

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:07 am
by Number1
Child bearing hips??? They're bloody Nightclub Doorman bearing hips if ever I saw some! I could even go off porn for this little darlin! (nearly)

Ok Charlotte, ditch monkey boy, I'm all you need! ...(I f*cking wish!)


Re: Laura Singer's twin?!

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:13 am
by Officer Dibble
"I could even go off porn for this little darlin"

I already have.

But seriously, one of the most important sexual triggers in the male brain is the female bust/waist/hips ratio. Put simply, the bigger the difference between bust/hips and the waist measurements i.e., the more womanly, curvaceous, or 'fertile' looking a girl is, the more it make our primeval knobs throb with desire. So it's rather depressing that when you look at all these model agency websites all the girls now claim to be 34, 25, 34. Why is this when I clearly remember the generally accepted standard for an attractive woman was 36, 24, 36? And why is this when if you walk up any High St you'll see loads of females with more than ample figures, but hardly any on model agency books? And it's getting worse. I saw one the other day who was something like 32, 26, 32 - positively tubular! And why do many producers nowadays use stick insect-like models with no tit or bum to speak of that nobody really fancies? Maybe they don't get it?

Dibble

Re: Laura Singer's twin?!

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:19 am
by jj
.......take a look at 'la Maja Desnuda;, for example: Goya knew what his patrons wanted.
But, just as average male height has drastically increased over the last forty years (better post-War nutrition, apparently....), so I'm told has female breast-size. Why they aren't all rushing to sign up with Dibsy, I don't know: Christoph Clark doesn't seem to have a problem with finding generously-proportioned E Euro girlies.
Oh, and leave Charlie alone- she's got enough problems with having had no childhood (although she's currently making up for that with her silly behaviour), and still having puppy-fat into her late teens...........

Re: Laura Singer's twin?!

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:38 am
by Officer Dibble
'Fraid I'm not up to speed on the works of Goya and his 'la Maja Desnuda', though in the context of your post I'm assuming she is a lady of Rubenesque proportions? Hmm, maybe I should check her out?

Just can't understand why there are no decent big tit models about nowadays. Remington and me were just discussing this the other day and, apart from Denise Davies we just couldn't think of anyone. But there always used to be slew of them - Toni Francis, Tracy Winn, Tracy Gibb, Stacy Owen, and Donna Collins etc

Dibble

Re: Laura Singer's twin?!

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:06 am
by alec
Do you mean Dianna Wynn? I doubt if the tall, slim brunette American would qualify under your criteria.

Traci Winn.

Re: Laura Singer's twin?!

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:49 pm
by jj
Yep, similar to your average Rubens (but not quite so jowly). Better-lit, IMO, too.
Even around 2000 you still had the likes of Hannah Callow and Roxanne Kedge (although precious little h/c from them)- the newsgroups are stuffed full of new BB girlies jpegs, but they all seem to be Euro or even US.

Issa mystery, it really is. You're the one with the deerstalker and the magnifying glass- so go detect some !

Re: Laura Singer's twin?!

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:45 pm
by middle_aged_dutchman



Re: Laura Singer's twin?!

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 7:40 pm
by Officer Dibble
Dina Wynn. Yeah, that's her.

Officer Dibble

Re: Laura Singer's twin?!

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 7:44 pm
by Officer Dibble
Hannah Callow. Yeah, she has been round to my gaff once, but when I tried to re-book her some months later I was informed that she wasn't doing much modeling nowdays and was instead concentrating on 'more lucrative' apsects of the adult entertainment industry.

Dibble

Re: Laura Singer's twin?!

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 7:48 pm
by Officer Dibble
Oh yeah, definetley my kind of bird. She's got a waist and everything.

So, er...has this Goya geezer made any videos?


Officer Dibble.