Jacqueline Pearce...

[jj]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:
> I think you've guys have lost the plot

What? You've only just noticed?

[Pervert]

What plot????

[mart]

What is a plot?

Mart

[jj]

.....and Heinz have got a new Garlic Sauce out.
What, exactly, have THEY got against People of the Night?
Eh?

Do you think I have a case, under restraint of trade law?

[jj]

The thing.....you know, the thingy, that Carac has lost, apparently.
Why are you asking me?

[Deuce Bigolo]

A place where all the fruitcakes come to grow

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

Fruitcakes are MADE, not born.

That's what Keith Floyd told me, anyway.

[Deuce Bigolo]

That would depend on your definition of fruitcake

Another of lifes imponderables

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

Oh, I dunno: many's the time I've pondered about fruitcake and its place in a deterministic Universe, while having a nice cuppa and a slice of, er, fruitcake.......

I also have a theory, if you'd like to hear it, about Garibaldi biscuits.