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Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:01 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
"I never touched the kid!"
Michael Jackson.
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:35 pm
by Lois Griffin
Of course size doesn't matter ...
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:47 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
I'll respect you in the morning
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:22 am
by WillieBo
1. 'Of course I've cancelled the papers and the milk'..........(as you step on the 'plane).
2. 'Yes, the Swedish sense of humour and its comedy is greatly underestimated'.........(to her friends and family).
3. 'You know black always makes you look thinner'........
At various times the above words ritually come back to haunt me.
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:24 am
by The Last Word
"I was just about to do it..." usually gets an airing once you've hurriedly switched off tv/stereo after hearing the front door go.
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:29 am
by Marblehead Johnson
"Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction"
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:33 am
by steve56
cliff richard orgy shock?
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 11:46 am
by steve56
wanna see my 12 inch willie,lol.
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 2:58 pm
by Guilbert
I have heard a few people with a mobile phone use the
following excuse if they did not get back to you
..I had run out of credit....