How to find your own pornstar name!

[Slater]

Look mate, the way you do it is your first pet, and mothers maiden name.
I could have been, snoopy wilton, or rocky wilton, I could have been monty wilton, or even coolio wilton. (I had a coolie loach, its a tropical sea snake thing. so coolio seemed good at the time.

Now tell me that pussy driver which is a very good porn name, but does it stand up with the greats, who time has proven needed to be stupid but not overtly sexy.

Thanks alot youve been great, drive safely....

[shredder]

hahaha...

mine's 'Hoppity Harper' hehehe...

pity I'm not a bird, hmmm...