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I will just piss myself, I always do, I,ve tried the incontinence pants, but still I piss meself.

this is what depresses me so much, useless fuckers like P&B as well as Looser can make a pot load of money by being media whores, i wish they'd all fuck off. (we wouldn't have to put up with Clifford then either)

It's almost worth believing in God, in the hope that She has reserved a very special place in Hell for the likes of Mr Clifford.

And given his (hypocritically-)professed Christianity, singularly apt.

.....errr...hasn't she already got one?
As a hooker, I mean.

Well........isn't that what you call a woman who sleeps with a man for financial gain?

Holders! when you say Maggs is ginger, are you suggesting he,s a turd burglar and 31 stone to boot?, this isn,t the Magoo that I know, he shimmies on to the dance floor like a younger Lionel Blair, and with his disarming Geordie accent, and peir van hoydonk designer skiddies, seduces all the ladies before him- who tremble with excitement at the prospect of sharing a bath the following morning with him.
After the Ladyboy,s have left!

Iss true, he's a Jimmy Fivebellies wannabee...........

He told me the ladyboys were merely the cleaning staff, come to take away all the champers-bottles and half-eaten canapes........

No that's his gay twin brother.
The real Maggers is Ginger as in Chris Evans stylee and not back door raider stylee.

Given a choice between the two.......

I'd go for castration with a rusty bill-hook.
Ithangew..........

It's OK, we can wait until you've cleaned yerself up.