Attn Holden

[Holden MacGroyn]

Is THAT who she is?
Bit of a babe really then.

[Pervert]

"Bit of a babe"? The master of understatement.

[Lizard]

Jesus, Michelle,s me mother! holden and magoo, stop chatting her up now!
I,ve never been so embarrassed, since I left me penis enlarger in the Marks and spencer food hall......

[Michelle]

I never lived that down

Could never go in marks's for my sausages again

get to bed you naughty boy..... you have school tomorrow

Michelle x

[Lizard]

I am excused, due to 'trouser' trouble michelle, and dont get me started on sausages perleeeese!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Liz, what are you talking about?!

You are the original adopted bastard test tube son of a thousand maniacs. How could Midge possibly be your mother?

Now stop telling porkies or I'll have to slap you about like a red haired step-child.

[Lizard]

Please dont slap me Holden, they did that in the dark place, and all it ever did was make me good looking! and rich.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Then perhaps that fat dude from Streetfighter 2, Eddie Honda can give me a hundred handed bitch slap to help with my looks and finances.

[Lizard]

I doubt it, look at maggs, I mean a slapping did him no good, he is now forced to sell his bottom down the bigg market, just to keep him in tabs, and beer, terrible really, I am going to N,castle this weekend with a food parcel, and some denture-fix, someone has to help him, I may take him a faggott as well to cheer him up.....

[Holden MacGroyn]

Take him 2, it'll be the closest to a 3some he'll get, the Geordie/Maccum slag.