egafd.com

Is THAT who she is?
Bit of a babe really then.

"Bit of a babe"? The master of understatement.

Jesus, Michelle,s me mother! holden and magoo, stop chatting her up now!
I,ve never been so embarrassed, since I left me penis enlarger in the Marks and spencer food hall......

I never lived that down

Could never go in marks's for my sausages again

get to bed you naughty boy..... you have school tomorrow

Michelle x

I am excused, due to 'trouser' trouble michelle, and dont get me started on sausages perleeeese!

Liz, what are you talking about?!

You are the original adopted bastard test tube son of a thousand maniacs. How could Midge possibly be your mother?

Now stop telling porkies or I'll have to slap you about like a red haired step-child.

Please dont slap me Holden, they did that in the dark place, and all it ever did was make me good looking! and rich.

Then perhaps that fat dude from Streetfighter 2, Eddie Honda can give me a hundred handed bitch slap to help with my looks and finances.

I doubt it, look at maggs, I mean a slapping did him no good, he is now forced to sell his bottom down the bigg market, just to keep him in tabs, and beer, terrible really, I am going to N,castle this weekend with a food parcel, and some denture-fix, someone has to help him, I may take him a faggott as well to cheer him up.....

Take him 2, it'll be the closest to a 3some he'll get, the Geordie/Maccum slag.