I love it

[Holden MacGroyn]

Well you see now Mazzer, the reasons to be jealous, don't make me jealous as you sound as if you're describing me, whereas the reasons not to be jealous have the opposite effect.
We all want what we can't have and I want to live in Mitcham.
Actually, that's a lie. I'll stick with London.

Anyway, it's all just for fun.
I think yourself and old Benjamin Dover are the best things in Brit porn, other than the girls.
I love the way you 2 don't take yourself too seriously like the U.S steroid injected freaks do.

Good luck with the Road Trips.


...my offer for a stuntdouble stands. Not the type of stunt shit I might normally do but... You know where to find me.