Attn. JJ

[jj]

Yes, Liz managed 102.4 nonsenses per column centimetre, as opposed to your previous best of 98.7.
You will be gratified to learn, however, that you are still have a slightly higher Flatulent Nonsense to Absolute Rubbish Ratio or FNARR, as it is known in statistical circles.
Officer Dibble has slipped badly in the table of late, due largely to the lack of discussion about the US and lairy slappers, while Caractacus has shown a large increase, no doubt as a result of eating too many chips and deep-fried Mars Bars.

Statto? He's an amateur.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Planning to tie the knot?

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

As Resident Stupidity Statistician I cannot allow my personal figures to be factored in, due to the possibility of conflict of interest, should the Mods (Blessed be Their Holy Names, even unto Their Noble Nostril-Hair and The Little Bits Between Their Divine, Gorgeously-Painted Toes) ever decide to hold an annual prize-giving.

But I'm only averagely silly, due to an unfortunate propensity for occasionally posting factual content rather than Pure Drivel. Mart, for instance, has a far higher Silliness ratio, due probably to him being a lot younger than I and thus having more energy, and Woodgnome has an artificially high quotient due to all the nonsense that is posted about him, rather than by him (I am currently devising a formula to take into account such artefactual nonsensicality, to be called the Nonsensical Artefactuality Quotient).
In real terms, allowing for depreciation and running-costs, he is approximately 3.5 times less silly than Lizard although twice as ludicrous as Phil K, who of course has an extremely low factor due to him hardly ever being allowed out of his cage by the other two.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Well Dribbled

Far more entertaining than any serious posts I've read in recent times

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

I am also available for Bar-Mitzvahs and funerals, due to a sudden attack of unemployment.

[jj]

You silver-tongued devil.
Wanna get a room?