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Well then, ONE is not the same as NONE, is it?
Except for the last three letters, of course.

Assuming you believe in reincarnation, do previous lives count?

Only for tax purposes, not boasting ones.

You old cynic, you.

> Seriously,btw friends,and Holden,how many sexual partners have
> people on here had?

Friends AND HOLDEN!
What! Am I not a friend, I'm outside of it?
The bastard shame of it.

Anyway, I've had 546 ladies......say no.
Buggered if I'm telling you all the number.

Actually I'm still a virgin.
Remember, I am 45 stone of love so it's no suprise.

-cue cruel endless gags-

546 its a wonder your not shattered.

From the small ads section of the Forum Bugle:

"Missing---one point. If found, pass on to Steven Fitzhugh de Pomegranate 56 the Third, Overmy Head, Again."

Harsh...but funny!

i try not to have sex with girls around here because i dont want to do that mean thing of having to say er "sorry i dont wanna relationship" so fuck it....who cares