I Am Available For Work

[Deuce Bigolo]

Are there any links which show examples of your completed works?

Waiting with baited breath

cheers
B....OZ

[Holden MacGroyn]

Actually, there are!
But alas none of those are porn. Just "other things".
If a porn person was to get in touch, I would reveal the links and say "There you go!"


Anyway.....why? You wanna see me naked or something.
Buttsie, I like you, but I'm not into man-love...try Steve.

[jj]

Complaints are third forum along, on the left.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Do I have to fill the forms in triplicate and more to the point will the form be handed to me by some buxom babe who is wearing a short skirt?
Well it happens like that in the movies!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Holden MacGroyn wrote:

> Actually, there are!
> But alas none of those are porn. Just "other things".
> If a porn person was to get in touch, I would reveal the links
> and say "There you go!"

Titled 'tales fron a seri-ass Life'
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> Anyway.....why? You wanna see me naked or something.
> Buttsie, I like you, but I'm not into man-love...try Steve.

I must be bored or senile but I'll give steve a big miss

Not that theres anything wrong with being into man-love
Thats PC friendly statement for the month

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[Holden MacGroyn]

Indeed!
I have no problem with man love at all.
It's just when they start touching each others bums...

[jj]

It didn't happen in Star Wars.

Or did I miss the bit where Han Solo went to the Housing Office about his rent arrears, and while he was filling out all the bloody forms and looking down the receptionist's blouse, Darth Vader blew up his flat and killed all his hamsters?
No wonder he was a bit miffed.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I like the way Wooders let's Pete know his post has been moved on the other side, but do I get the same treatment.
Oh Nooo. Heaven forbid.
It's more a case of "Sling yer fuckin' 'ook 'olden."

[jj]

Ah, but he knows you are intelligent and experienced enough as a forumite to suss waht's happened, whereas the other chap is a new boy.

Either that, or he hates yer guts.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Dux of the class being taken down a peg or three?

cheers
B...OZ