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Well my dentist is a balding old Russian who drives a Porsche 911 Turbo and wears sandels.
He refers to himself in the third person and stammers.

My old dentist was brilliant.
He used to play Elvis music (not so brilliant) and was a dead ringer for a younger Elvis.
He eventually rode his Harley D off to Harley Street and now makes a mint.

Jammy bastard.

I did however have a female dentist do some stuff to me years ago.
I was about 16 and it was a damned fun way to spend a day with her love pillows pressed up against me.
I mean this in a sitting-in-a-chair kinda way and not 16-and-shagged-by-a-female-dentist kinda way.


I hope you don't have to wait too long for your appointment.
See Liz, he'll give you some help I'm sure.

The a/c one reminds me of one I wish I had kept, it was that old standby of the desperate bearded guy crawling across the desert,the joke was that
droning off into the distance is a smug looking rescue aircraft , and thumping onto the dry as dust endless sand is the inflatable dingy it's just dropped , I mean who can think like that ?
BTW , I pay private for my dentist , suits me as he does what he is told , anyone here noticed their National Insurance contributions going down now the state no longer pays ,no? well there's a surprise .