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There,s a big difference bettween a pan full of shite, and no pan to shite in!
why is everyone getting at me? I wish I,d never brought the bastard subject up now.
Can we talk about golf?

Well, if there was no light of any sort, they wouldn't be able to see anything at all and so would do their nasty business elsewhere, and the council would save all that electric money and could halve the Poll Tax, and abolish parking-fines, and it wouldn't matter if people missed the bowl, cause they do anyway in spite of the existing 10 000MW lighting and the huge neon signs saying 'piss in here, please and not on the bleeding floor' anyway I don't care, I can't afford heroin I have to make do with Ajax and baking-powder because of all the Poll-Tax.............

So, who IS the Fucking Chief Constable of Northumberland, then?
Is it Anne Widdecombe, perhaps?
How many guesses do I get?
Want some chips, then?

Couldn,t eat another thing, I,m sooooo full, I even had to piss on the cheese.
I,m sorry I dont know who the chief cuntstable of Northumberland is, but he,s a big cheese.

See below, for my comments re your recent repast.
Anyway, I've had an offer for the chips now, so you can take a hike.

No friends in business,as Dibble would say, were he here to say it, which of course he's not, which is why I'm saying it instead and on his behalf, so to speak......

I expect he is smokin someones beef eh! in his pringle sweater, smoking jacket, and loafers.

I think it's supposed to be the other way round.

Smoking sweater, pringle loafers.
But then, I've never been a slave to fashion........

No.



I'm getting rather good at this monosyllabic lark, eh?

yep.

Eh?