Attn Caractacus

[jj]

Ouch ! Sick joke of the week.........
But for me, her beezer is even more striking than her....other bits.
As a matter of fact, I'm usually a sucker for big-conked girlies (must be the Jewish blood), but Ms Breastenhancementmuss somehow leaves me colder than a penguin in a deep-feeze. However attractive her bits may seem to others, her rabid publicity-seeking gives me to shudder.

Please note: I have refrained above from using the term 'hooter/s', due to the possibility of confusion.

[Pervert]

Heheheheh.

In truth, I was impressed with her standing by the loathsome Leslie. But she seems to have turned from "attractive girl that you might meet and enjoy a chat with at a party" to "media-addicted, publicity-seeking, I'd be prepared to attend the opening of an envelope."

For my true idea of the perfect woman (and, sadly, one even further out of my reach than the nicely-nosed Ms Titmuss), see my profile page.

Sigh.

[jj]

.....yeah, I felt the same about Katie Price- a nice kid who morphed overnight into the Wannabee From Hell. Abi did seem an OK lass at the start- presumably before the likes of Hall and Clifford got their hooks into her.

Is that a Fender, BTW?
And Chanta's very nice too, despite apparently being of the Claire Balding persuasion.........

[Pervert]

If all lezzas looked like that, I'd demand it be made a spectator sport. Grandstand's viewing figures would rocket.

No idea what kind of guitar it was. I was Googling for a pic of my goddess.

[Pervert]

Oh, and I totally agree about Ms Price. She was absolutely gorgeous in the days before the enhancements and she turned into a Frankenstein monster called Jordan.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Liar Liar pants on fire

Her chin is just above her cleavage

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

Damn---found out again!

[Deuce Bigolo]

The much maligned nose so often overlooked for all the other erogenuous zones

Any good websites?

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

There is the Daniella Westbrook site:

www.splitseptum.co.uk

You wouldn't turn your nose up at that.

[Deuce Bigolo]

A very nice comparison can be found here....Number 8..

cheers
B....OZ