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Re: Masturbation

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 10:46 am
by jj
Wouild that be fatal? Wouldn't have thought so.
Might be a bit disfiguring, though, especially if you'd been eating a lot of curries lately..........

Re: Masturbation

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 10:46 am
by Lizard
No! not a belly custard.......


Re: Masturbation

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:07 am
by Holden MacGroyn
jj wrote:

> It's the sort of thing they do on council estates, when they're
> not burning cars or peeing in the stair-wells of tower-blocks,


Magdelaine, he means you.
He's calling you a wanker.
How DARE he say that....smash his face in.
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S.S.S. Holden MeSydes (shit stir specialists)


Re: Masturbation

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:27 am
by jj
Wouldn't Holden MeOwn have been more appropriate in the present context?

Re: Masturbation

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:49 am
by Holden MacGroyn
Fraid not guv'na.
MeSyde would indicate that I am laughing myself silly at a blatantly cheap stirring effort.
MeOwn would indicate that I can hold my own ground.
But let's not be pedantic, for I wish to abuse the Northerner known as Maglue Sniffer.

Dot & Ethel with your good self in a 3 way pensioners clinch.


Re: Masturbation

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:17 pm
by jj
I think he's hiding, the coward.
He popped in for a lunchtime quickie, spotted you, in major Cunting Mode, and scarpered.

Re: Masturbation

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:45 pm
by Pervert
He's in fear of being bearded---ginger bearded at that.

Re: Masturbation

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:52 pm
by jj
These ginger rumours are totally untrue.

It's more a sort of soft-tint russet, with shades of golden sunlight and a hint of strawberry.


I really MUST stop watching those Aveda ads..........

Re: Masturbation

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:35 pm
by Snake Diamond
How the heck can u crack your pyjama's ???

Personally, i never wear them, i am always Skyclad (for the uninitiated, thet means i sleap NAKED).