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I have to agree with the last two statements.

Being a council estate chap myself, and proud of it, I do wonder about his antipathy towards the lower classes.

It's a known fact that I only go to ballet so I can firm up.....
(line feeder)

Actually, I went to the roughest school in East London so there.
It's no wonder I ended up doing stuntwork.
The amount of fucking windows I was thrown through for being late to class.

I also have nothing against estates.
Got to point this out in case someone gets the wrong idea.
I'd hate for you to all think I have something against them.
In fact some of my recieved stolen goods came from estates so there.

I wondered where my mountain bike went.

Possession is 9/10ths - Exorcisms are options to lease.

Anyway, you've slagged it off so much that even if you wanted it back, you couldn't have it.
I took your stupid Roland Rat bell off of the handle bars and replaced it with an equally cheery klaxon in the shape of Charlie Brown.

Rolly!!!! No.

I want my "Ant and Dec are ace" sticker back.

Or was it "Ace is Ant and Dec"?