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Steven! come clean, did you or did you not 'crack one off' in the Nice turkish mans shop, because if you did, you could have contravened the health and safety at work regulations, beating your own meat, is not an option, I mean how would you like it if someone came to your place for sunday dinner, and jizzed away in your kitchen?

xtra toppings.

ah thanks holden but id rather go to ascot.


missed u in my web cam show tonight.
u missed a corker.
i beat samantha "extreme hole" with my little tiny hole in viewing figures.
ha fist that!

That last nit made no sense whatsoever, the first bit however was like an Escort tire, down the motorway at 90mph - Blown out.

so dont u guys know samantha?

http://www.extremehole.com/

she is one hot - er... let me refraze that mad bitch.

ive seen bher shove footballs up her c%*t.


and me with my little insignificant unchildbearing bits beat her viewing figs on web cam tonight.

she was on same time slot as me - 2 girls per hr.

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Sandie, it's a well known fact that I know fuck all about the porn industry and the players in the game.
I rely on my fellow forumites to fill me in, so to speak.
I actually thought Sandie Caine was the result of a geriatric taking a fall on Bournmouth beach and having his stick all crumblie to touch.
I also thought it may be the name of a deviant sex act.

So Samantha; tight holes; webcam shows; Pay Per View and all that goes with it, is lost on me.

However, as I have never seen your hips, I can't comment on the childbearingness of them.



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www.asheneedsashag.com
www.cosathisage.com
www.sexisjusta3letterword.com


p.s...footballs you say? Surely that can't be right!

its a goal!

I can see that if you have a congenital deformity known as Football Dick , ( what would the Latin be , the Romans didn't have footie ) this abilty would excite you , however this must be a minority interst , and as predicted the results bear this out .