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"And his attitude is incredible, "if making people laugh is a crime then lock me up for life" - oh, you're doing this for US? To make the world laugh and spread joy across the globe."

Yep - this is the bit that gets me too - he should face a very tough sentence for coming up with this ridiculous David Brent style justification for acting the twat.

No-one wants sporting events interrupted by this sort of dickhead behaviour any more. It may have been amusing about 30 years ago when it first started - but its not any more.

OK - so a pissed bloke after a long days cricket match shouldn't get any real punishment for an early evening streak - anyone can make a mistake whilst aled-up. A night down the nick should be enough.

But this dickhead plans his numerous escapades with military precision - he takes it seriously, he knows what he's doing and he keeps doing it. Only way to stop him is to give him a serious sentence.

America - we are sorry - please put this pillock in the cell with Big Bubba and let nature take its course.

to me the far more worrying aspect of it is how easily he managed to get by security apparently dressed as a referee

Is your eyesight that good?
Or did they show, um, close-ups?

After numerous years of the publicity junky getting naked for the cameras, I don't think there's much doubt he ain't got much to be proud of.

Might just have been a bit cold.

Or he could have been under the weather.
Or there was a lot of fish in the atmosphere, and it'd been raining.
Or the mood wasn't right......or the music.
And those damn' cats kept wailing all night.
Or have had a headache.........


{I do seem to have a lot of excuses for this apparent lack, don't I? Entirely fortuitous, of course......]