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That's because nobody reads the other side anymore bro.
It's too wanky with a bunch of people doing the whole "My cocks bigger than yours" routine.

Dropping into a Vag? It'd be like a mutant minge to fall into.
You'd never get out alive.
Marino in Piss Flap Peril.


As for you looking gay, I distinctly remember catching something a few years back on TVX where you was doing a soft core version of some shit where you shagged a girl in the gym.
Your pants were so tight, we could tell your religion. It was a lycra style thing and you did way too much hair flicking.
It was like a bent Timotei advert.
Marino's Maringo.

I swear Ben made me wear them, they were his, and he has a fetish for tight lycra, I suppose it's a great thing to wear if your cocks as big as his.

AND FOR THE BENIFIT OF THOSE WHO DONT READ THE OTHER SIDE NO MORE.
TWINS IN BOXING TITTY ACTION AT HAMMERSMITH PALAIS, THIS THURSDAY NIGHT.

THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND DIRTY. YOUR CHANCE TO MEET THEM FIRST.