Call a Doctor, you Bastards!!!

[bigjossy]

hey arnold, iv'e got a panasonic dvd player thats been giving me hard time for a while now,would it be possible for you pop round and hit some home runs on the cunt or does your electronic thuggery only extend to vhs !

[steve56]

funny no ones mentioned betamax they were a pain in the arse at times.

[jj]

Nah, all that self-immolation is bollocks.
A bath of nitric acid will do the trick even better, AND save on firelighters into the bargain.

"JJ Funeral Directors -'economy' and 'discretion' are our watchwords".
Oh, and 'outrageous profiteering' .

[Deuce Bigolo]

36 hours

cheers
B....OZ

[Peter]

Are you dead yet?

[Lizard]

Yes! I think so.......

[Pervert]

Better check your pulse, just to be on the safe side.

[steve56]

get a nurse with big tits then.