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Re: No curiosity kills?
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:42 pm
by Arnold Layne
Sure it's no classic, but Halle looks gorgeous in it, it has a cool soundtrack, and someone gave me the DVD, now I'd be crackers not to have had a "viewing" eh guys?
Re: Halle Berry in "Catwoman"
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:42 pm
by Officer Dibble
No, it's probably a load of shite. Another example of today's Hollywood picking (manufacturing?) some unremarkable, if competent, starlet, with no particular sex appeal, thrusting her before us and suggesting that we should be finding her super sexy and the best thing since sliced bread. I haven?t seen the Catwoman movie, or read a particular review, but the word coming out of the States is that, even by the cynical, vacuous, standards of contemporary Hollywood, this movie is a serious pile of poo.
How could anyone top Michelle Phiffer's portrayal Catwoman in Tim Burton's 'Batman 2'? She looked stunning and gave more depth to the character than anyone else I have come across playing a comic book super hero/heroine or anti-hero/heroine. And as steve has reminded us, we shouldn't forget the delectable Julie Newmar who played the feisty feline in Adam West's day. This lady was seriously sexy 'n' shaggable, unlike the bland, anorexic, desexualised sorts Hollywood keeps trying to persuade us we should fancy today.
Anyhow, checkout these pictures -
Julie had serious sex appeal and didn't look the least bit like a Chav - I mean, just check out her shape, it?s like, curva-a-rama dude, and best illustrated in the images I?ve selected below.
Now, that's what I call a woman. I wonder if she still takes bookings...
Officer Dibble
Re: Halle Berry in "Catwoman"
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:50 pm
by Arnold Layne
You saying Halle isn't sexy dibble? have you seen Monster's ball?
Re: Halle Berry in "Catwoman"
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:51 pm
by steve56
thanks for putting the pics on dibble,i had lots yrs ago from batman they were bubble gum cards circa 1966?
Re: Halle Berry in "Catwoman"
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:16 pm
by Officer Dibble
No Arnold, I haven?t seen Monster's Ball, so perhaps I should reserve judgement? What I can say is that what I have seen so far leads me to conclude that Halle is quite a pretty, tidy, lady. But I do not experience that visceral, primal, urge to want to fuck her that a proper screen goddess, or sex goddess, should induce in one. Take the publicity shots for 'Catwoman'. Halle looks very toned and athletic. However, women can't usually be toned and athletic and display much in the way of tit 'n' bum at the same time. But it's the sight of tits and bums, the swell of a woman's hips, which flicks a switch in the male brain, overrides the mundane stuff we are thinking and gives us that nagging insistent urge to fuck her. It's the tits and bums, the shape, which immediately tell us this is a woman, and a sex model at that. It there is no tit and bum, or very little shape; it doesn?t trigger the desire/lust response. If men were wired up to fancy slim hipped, flat-chested sorts we would all fancy shagging our mates! How crap would that be?
So, all this slim hipped athletic nonsense that Hollywood and certain sections of the publishing business are now thrusting at us is total bollocks, motivated by celebrity fashion and political correctness - 'They' wish to suggest that 'wimmin' are just the same as men (and hence of equal value) and not alternative, curvy, erotic, sexual creatures, who naturally use their sexuality (on men) to make their way in the world. So, you'll see very few overtly sexual women portrayed in the mainstream media nowadays. What they serve us up are 'empowered' feisty, athletic, sorts who can strip down a JCB gearbox, who don't take any lip, and are liable to give you a bunch of fives if you ask them out for a date - like Halle Berry's Catwoman. These feisty images of women are no use to us in adult entertainment (and that's the point, 'they' would say). In adult entertainment/glamour we need women who guys will fancy without being told they should fancy them. We need sexual women (tits, bums, allure) we need feminine women, women who act like women. Feisty, athletic, women are not immediately appealing to men in general. Their forte is track and field events, not sex. But I will rent ?Monsters Ball? out on your recommendation.
Officer Dibble
Re: Halle Berry in "Catwoman"
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 4:54 pm
by Arnold Layne
Honestly Officer it is a great & moving film, and worth a rental on that basis alone, the sex scene is one of the most erotic I have seen, along with Kim Basinger's solo "strum" in 9 1/2 weeks of course
Re: Halle Berry in "Catwoman"
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:00 pm
by Arnold Layne
I just love women period, (not on periods of course!) my other favourite is Heather Graham she rocks my world. I have every film she's been in, even if most of them are schiser, thankyou please. I also said on this very forum at one time that I would pork every girl in the BGAFD database , and you know I probably would, because they are all porn stars, and I'm sure they know how to fuck, the chav birds round here are too busy smoking rocks n shit to want to party wi Arnie!