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It's nice to know I don't have to travel 3 000 miles to get fucked-over.

Just don't get me started on the 'instructions' that come with their flat-pack stuff..............

If you ever need any spare screws,bolts,nuts etc I've got the complete collection after 4 DIY Furniture Jobs

In fact the desk I'm sitting(No 1 DIY) at seems quite stable...probably down to the use of bastards inc. superglue

Its the trolley wheels that are pissing me off big time

cheers
B....OZ

There is no "critique on MFI" as they simply dont exist in my world, I only ever ventured in once, and was horrified at the age of the staff, a man in a long black coat, a mask and a scythe-asked me what I wanted! and just before I could answer a bed and a drip appeared, I thought I,d ventured on to the set of six feet under, I made my excuses and fucked off.
MFI....Mother Fuckers Incorporated.
Dont go there.

I think Holden works there........

They must have been up all night thinking of that one! "Hmmmmm vot color do you thinks vould be nice for England Sven?" " I dont give a fuck!, have it match the meatballs"...."yaahh, blue and yellow it is"

No: Holden works at Primark.

.......the meatballs are easily the best thing at IKEA, and a lot cheaper and tastier than their 'skogsnufvar' range of MDF floor-tiles.
Their cafeteria at least offers unlimited free refills of industrial soft drinks- hence all the mini-chavs writhing about on the floor in hyperglycaemic fits.
Avoid the peach yoghurt, though- it's so 'live', it attempted to grab me by the throat and copulate with me.

Best offer I'd had all weeek, alas................

I have several hundredweight of spare screws already, thankyou: you could say I've got lots of screws loose, hah hah (in humble imitation of the Great Caractacus, that one........).

I am not worthy.

Good to have you back, JJ.

Yes, I have finally relocated to my spanking new, bijou, split-level cardboard box in the outer fringes of NW Lunnun, luckily situtated a fair bit to the north of the recent hoo-ha and alarums in W11 (like the Fringe, only with more okra, but fewer drugs).........

If only they'd listened to your advice, Lizard: