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Have you noticed how Nan bread never seems to taste of 'nan'?
I mean, my nan's (both father/mother's side never tasted like n(a)an bread.

MY grandparents smelt of piss and mothballs......hold on.....so why am I complaining?

I INVADE YOUR BILLOCKS WITH MY PEGO IN YOUR VIRGIN HONEYPOT FOR YOU ARE THE DEVIL INCARNATE WITH BIG POINTY TEETH AND HORNS AND A VERY LARGE MIDDLE LEG THEREFORE YOU
MUST BE DESTROYED ACCORDING TO THE DIKTAT OF OMAR FATBIGSQUIRTY F'FAH'REISVERBIBNTAR NSITIVELEH WHOMUSTBEOBEYEDINALLTHINGSANDIAMASTOOPIDSTOOPIDTWATWHOWILLBITEANALSATIANINTHEBOILLIXIFORDEDANDIDESERVEEVERYTHINGITGET MULLAH III