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No mate, let's just say not that far from Stepney, but not too near Stratford either...thankfully!

A little gay?
That's the perfect description for Lizzy.
5ft 2 brownie hound fudge packer.

Liz you are just jealous cos I'm not taking you up on any of your cottaging offers you big homosexual gaylord.

I was brought up in Stratford you fuck.
You piece of Bow/Mile End stylee pink cardigan, white socks with black trousers, cheap gold chain wearing, "alright me old china" spouting cockney wanker.

You're a fucking local then!
Small world.

yes small indeed Holden
I have nothing against Stratford, AT ALL, just wouldn't wanna live there, used to work there, down Carpenter's road, a French polisher no less, still polish even now, hated that job though, was always either high on the fumes from the solvents, or high from all the spliff we used to smoke, not a good combination I assure you! lol, lovely cafe in Stratford, is it still there? it has pictures of all tv stars etc platsered all over the wall, a guy I used to know who was a huge Tabatha Cash fan (aren't we all?) came from there, and he was a midget bless him, a lovely guy n all,

Helps if you name the cafe, but then again, I don't do dirty little cafes.
I eat at the finest places. MacDonals on the Broadway where Chelsea Girl used to be.
There's a computer fair down Carpenters Road every weekend.
Many a Guild member peddles his warez there.

Can't remember mate, def on the Broadway though I will find out the name, next time I have a deep fried snickers in there
a computer fair eh? used to love the old Hackney wick bootsale on a Sunday when I was a bairn, many a pre dvd guild memeber there!
I used to work as a hospital porter at Bethnal Green hospital, wages were good for the time, so used to spunk it all on a Sunday on "preview" video's down there,

I remember Holden it was just up from a really cool record shop that used to be there, just before the argos

Shame the market closed down.
The press blamed it on piracy etc.
Bollocks; the grounds were bought off of that dude who was going to get jailed big time.
Sold for the purpose of the Olympic bid.
Bastards.

there's still a few good car boots out there mate, I used to go the one in Rainham, which moved up near the shitty old circus tavern, near Thurrock, then there's the one at Collier row, nr the Rollerball, that's pretty big, and Barleylands is a fucking huge un, see not only a chav but a pikey at heart as well!, got a lovely Raplh Lauren burberry t-shirt there last week, but I will have to slim in to it, as they only had one size,

Well my fat, gypo, pikey, cockney wanker chav neighbour, I wouldn't be caught dead in Rainham.
Nor any other vile outpost in Essex.
Chingford, I can handle. Debden & Loughton; fine - I even went to Epping Forest College...but never a boot sale.
It's too pikey.

Now put the Mars bar down, start shedding some of that gut and wear your fake Burberry with pride.