A question for all the John Kerry fans out there..

[Pervert]

Careful, Maggs. Holden's in a flaming mood tonight.

Perhaps it's a sign of how beleaguered the poor arsenal owner in the States is that he naturally assumes everyone thinks him capable of going on a shooting spree.

Humour 101: We'll start you off with a simple dose of Terry And June before moving on to Brian Rix farces.