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I'd already done the I'm God one before.
As I am original, I chose not to rehash it.

My mistake

I'll take my leave then

Time to water the tomato less tomato bushes

cheers
B....OZ

I'm not convinced.

Let's hear you sing "I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally whatever" and then we'll know.

OK....I am the son of a hairy shyster that is criminally insane and doing a 40 stretch at broadmoor.
See?
Apologise you Letter From R-MARE-REEEEK-KAAAA singing ginger triplet from that duo whose name I forget.

The Proclaimers? Gosh, I hope one day to be as cool and tough as them.

"And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man that walked that 1000 miles to fall down at your door."

Go on, give us a quick chorus of Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Know, Morrissey.

I don't actually know any of his shit as Iusually throw the TV out the window when that cunt comes on.
I fucking hate him on par with Baddiel.

He is talented, though. I mean, it's not like Johnny Marr has got a hernia through carrying him, like Skinner has.

"And if a double decker bus crashes into us
To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die."

Another memorable chorus...creativity overload

How did it go again"didda dat da" repeat

Suppose it beats "nah nah nah nah"

cheers
B....OZ