magoo wrote:
> Ah well if you were a Watchdog viewer you would respond to the
> spam your getting and you would order said "Rolex". Then when a
> ?4.99 Timex arrived through the post you would go bleating to
> Nicholas Argyle Campbell who would take up your case on
> Watchdog.
>
> Needless to say I would be watching and laughing. I reckon
> Watchdog has gone downhill since Kate Sanderson left. I dont
> really object to Campbell as he seems a niceish bloke but he is
> a bit of a tit. He is far more tolerable than our own English
> shitehole called Richard Littlejohn who is almost as
> reprehensible as Garry Bushell but nowhere near as stupid. They
> all should be gassed.
>
> Am I sounding bitter? Maybe I should take up smoking again. My
> temper is easily frayed since I stopped
Get yourself a quantity of rubber stressballs(Red ones are best)
They really do work-don't ask me how but
A far healthier choice than the death sticks
You either squeeze it or if your really mad throw it at said Irritant
Guaranteed to bounce of TV & Computer Screens
They take no responsibility for the rebound