Protecting Your Property

[Holden MacGroyn]

And you're a spastic that doesn't understand irony.

Read between the lines.

[quote]I'd get done you say?
No, no, no....you are wrong. You are forgetting that it's the criminals that get away with everything and are even whisked off to faraway lands for a bit of an R&R holiday.
[/quote]

IRONY & SARCASM-

[quote]Violence gets you everywhere Holden. Like in prison.[/quote]

Oohh I bet you swallowed that soundbite whole without even chewing it.

By the way, it's aren't and not arn't you half-wit pedant.

[mart]

"You know, if I had a gun and somebody broke into my house, I'd blow their fucking brains out without a second thought.
Pieces of shit scum.
I'm on Tony Martin's side all the way and fuck what any wishy washy twat says....that's you Magoo.
At the end of the day, those 2 pikey cunts knew full well what they were doing was wrong.
I don't care if one of them was running away when he got shot in the back.
I would have shot him in the back and then stood over his twitching chav body and emptied a big fat fuck off .357 Magnum clip into his skull.

I'd also have booby trapped my land and watched the other punk get his legs blown sky high as he stood on a CAP mine and then fired 7 catridges from a sawn off Remmington 870 into his fucking thieving head.

I'd get done you say?
No, no, no....you are wrong. You are forgetting that it's the criminals that get away with everything and are even whisked off to faraway lands for a bit of an R&R holiday."

You call that irony? And btw correcting spelling is a pretty pathetic response. Shall I go back over your posts to see where you have made mistakes.

Mart

[Holden MacGroyn]

Yes, please do so and then I can laugh at you when you make 200 mistakes in trying to correct mine.

Did you really need to quote my post in it's entirety?
Was your point so weak that it needed some meat on the bone?


And yes, I do call that irony.

Irony: n, pl. 1 the humourous or mildly sarcastic use of words to imply the opposite of what they normally mean.......4 incongruity between what is expected to be and what actually is, or a situation or result showing such incongruity.

Philosophically, that makes it Socratic Irony.
So yes, I call it Irony & Sarcasm.


Mart, you should realize that every now & then, I will stop being nicey nicey & speak my mind bluntly.

Don't take it personally, but don't bait me with asinine loquacity and expect to get away with it.

[Illinoisblue]

Before Mart points it out....

"in it's entirety?" should be its not it's.

I wish you hadn't been ironic about wanting to kill the two scumbags who broke into Martin's house and tried to rob him, I was quite enjoying your rant.

[crofter]

Yes Urban Myth Dibble as this has been doing the rounds for the last couple of years only no Chavs were harmed in the original telling of the tale. This sort of reminds me of a Scottish guy who was shot whilst on holiday in the States a few years back, he was driving with his girlfriend and ended up lost and decided to knock somebody?s house door and ask for directions, the occupant opened the door and promptly shot the poor guy stone dead, I seem to remember he got off with it as Bimmercat says it seems to be acceptable in some states to do this sort of shit. It was not as if he was in the Bronx either a respectable neighbourhood, wouldn?t fancy being an Avon Salesman their then!!

[mart]

I bow to your superior vocabulary Holden. "Spastic", that's a word I havn't seen used in a long time.
Anyway, who rattled your cage? Your reaction seems a bit out of proportion to my inability to read your remarks as irony.

Mart

[Officer Dibble]

"This sort of reminds me of a Scottish guy who was shot whilst on holiday in the States a few years back, he was driving with his girlfriend and ended up lost and decided to knock somebody?s house door and ask for directions, the occupant opened the door and promptly shot the poor guy stone dead,"

Which sounds like an urban myth in itself? ?Yes, I have heard this tale before as well.

But what are you suggesting? That we shouldn't harm any poor sociopathic chavs, just in case we happen to knobble the wrong nere-do-well? That we should let them have free rein to be as irritating, moronic, antisocial, and dangerous as they like? Isn't it good to 'chin a chav' or 'lamp a lowlife'? Shouldn't it be everyone's civic duty? And if we don't, how will they ever learn that the decent citizenry of these fair isles disapprove of them and their feckless ways?


Officer Dibble

[mart]

I suppose if I criticise your thuggish attitude Dibble you will claim the irony defense too. Its easy enough to strut your manly stuff on here "Listen to me, I thump chavs". Yeah, yeah.

Mart

[Deuce Bigolo]

Theres only one law that needs changing

Anybody tresspassing on anothers property with intent should lose their rights as a citizen.the fact that you can profit from a criminal activity sends such a stupid message to the community it really makes me wonder if theres anyone in control of the law

Until this Loophole is closed it will always be a grey area where the Property Owner will be in 2 minds

Too much force and I become the criminal...too little force and I might as well just open my doors and let who ever wonder through and take what they like

A Guy(built like a Brick Shithouse) in Sydney got a fine and a good behaviour bond for injuring a burglar when he came home and walked in on 2 of them waltzing down his stairs with electrical goods in hand.In the struggle that followed he apprehended them both but broke an arm

The Judge deemed that he had used unreasonable force and had the audacity to say I hope you've learned your lesson
His response...yes your Honor..."next time I take them down the river and drown them"

I'd like to see the Judge do a re-enactment with him as the Home owner
Then that thing between his ears might actually grasp the reality of the situation

The law in this area is well out of order IMHO

cheers
B....OZ

[Officer Dibble]

My thuggish attitude is derived from my chav origins, and you can criticise it if you like. But I reckon it makes me a more complete, balanced, rounded individual - able to dispense a kicking or quote Shakespeare as the situation dictates.


Officer Dibble