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Nothing to do with being sensible---looking like Shrek's less attractive brother helps

I can see it as being more like a 60s Hammer movie, with the ubiquitous Michael Ripper and maybe Joan Sanderson as the proud parents of the poplette.

Write up a 10-page treatment, and you might be able to sell it to Sam Raimi or Roger Corman.

Caractacus wrote:

> Nothing to do with being sensible---looking like Shrek's less
> attractive brother helps

I like that. Self deprecating works wonders with the chicks you old stud you.
For that matter, I am an ugly buck toothed 23 stone 4 eyed twat.
Sandie, take pity you old bat.

Right, I'm off to bed with my Garfield cuddly toy.

Night, mate.

You lot are on drugs.
Shampoo rocked.
But only with a little r and not big RRRRR.

is it really 5 yrs since she came into eastenders?