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J is too modest. ?25 plus vat Matt for us to do you a farewell performance as you sail for Oz. I am a poet and I dont know it! Well sort of. But we will round it up to ?50 for you Matt as certain expenses were incurred. Also there may be a surcharge if personally distressing enquiries are made by Old Bill or Customs.

Not a problem, Magoo. If it's anything like the last time I'll need you to do it at least a week in advance of my flight - I don't know if I could spend all that time sitting down on a plane.

You can borrow my compression hosiery: it's only slightly soiled.