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Hey guys. I am a chimpanzee but dont let that put ya off voting for me. You guys from Britistan may not understand that I am Dubya Almighty. Whats this place I heard about near Englandistan? Think its called Walesistan. Thats where the axis of evil is. Oh, and a place calle Pontefractestan.

Hope Stan Laurel isnt on Dubyas list of "stans" to bomb!

Hey guys. Theres been some yank bashin goin on but you know how can that be right when they have a me as president.

What an embarrassing bunch of xenophobic titheads.

Very poor.

Oh,c`mon Matthew. Dont be such a misery-guts! And remember what I said about the Funnel Web! It does live in your Sydney shithouse! If you get bitten you will develope a huge pan-handle so get your trunks on and head for Bondi Beach! You will then impress someone (perhaps)!

Al teast were not American, though.

Who? Educate me Richy.