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You should consider yourself lucky

I've still got an Ace up my sleeve that makes Dibble look like a tolerant knowledgable academic

I won't name names but he could be described as Victor Mildrew/Alf Garnet in one

cheers
B....OZ

Shudder!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tut tut Deuce, surely you know the difference between a Panda and a Koala?
When I saw that pic my heart leapt....What, the lovely Adele as a recruit to McLeod's Daughters.

Mart

Too right ascary proposition but help is at hand
as this writer put it you only become that animal when you've lost all your spunk

<Think I've lost my Mojo
Somewhere, sometime, in the last month or so, my Mojo has deserted me. You know that feeling of invincibility and general spunkiness you have when you are on your game and ahead of the pack ! Well it's deserted me big time - If you see it wandering around kick it up the arse and send it back to me.
In the meantime you'll have too put up with the Mojo(less) me - A cross between a young Victor Meldrew, Alf Garnet and Chick Murray.
This would imply that I'm a Droll, Racist, Curmudgeon (Nothing new there then I hear you thinking). Except that I can't help laughing at a Chick Murray joke i heard on TV a couple of nights ago. "I recently got divorced from my wife and we split the house 50/50 - She got the inside and I got the Outside" Laugh, I nearly cried.

posted by Tom Jervis at 11:46 PM

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Alistair said...
As my old Dad used to say...."cheer up you will soon be deid"

9:30 PM
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Chic Murray was a genius.

True but a whingeing racist wouldn't be much of an animal without timing

My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.

cheers
B....OZ

Famous headline from the Aberdeen Daily News. "Two taxis collide in town centre. 25 Aberdonians injured".

Mart

Certanly and its a Koala

Stands to reason given its an Australian flag

Even with such an addition I wouldn't stoop to watching that country bumpkin soap opera...nothing but neighbours in the sticks

cheers
B....OZ

I wasn't disputing it was a Koala in the pic. The quotation "eats etc." is from a joke, now cleaned up as a book title, about a Panda.

Mart

I see

same joke different Bear or as Koalas should be referred to as - Marsupial

then theres the hybrid joke about Pandas

a panda walks into a bar and asks for some peanuts. the bartender gives him a bag of peanuts, and he eats them and then pulls out a gun and shoots a drinker before leaving. another drinker says ?my god! did you just see that?? ?yeah? the bartender sighs ?he does that every day now, ever since he learned to read.? ?What does that have do with it? ? the drinker asks. the bartender reaches under the bar, pulls out a nature book, and opens it to the panda section. ?look? he says. ?pandas: eats shoots and leaves?.

Piss poor I know but its better than nothing

cheers
B....OZ