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Re: Blokes who watch cocks.
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2002 4:57 pm
by alec
Porn had a talking pussy in 1975 (Pussy Talk - Le Sexe Qui Parle) and a talking anus a few years later; so why not a talking cock? In Pussy Talk the pussy seemed to represent the considerably more liberated side of the character Joan's personality; so your split personality idea fits too.
Re: Blokes who watch cocks.
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2002 5:05 pm
by jj
Me too: it reaches the parts no other dick can reach (at least not without risking a strangulated hernia.......).
Re: What is wrong with bobs cock?!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2002 5:17 pm
by marcusallen
The only problem I personally have had with my cock, is keeping it vertical at the appropriate moment. The uninitiated may not know that most of my videos are conducted under the direction of Mr J. Walker-he of the Scotish persuasion-left or right should be left to the liars/fools/idiots called in this enlightened age "Politicians"
Re: Blokes who watch cocks.
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2002 5:18 pm
by frank
hmmm.....well i do own several lesbian hardcore flicks...with no dicks except for the plastic variety...now though i dont have homosexual inclinations...i have to admit these tapes felt distinclty 'lacking'......i mean porn isnt porn if a girl isnt get a good hard shafting by a horny young stud...So maybe the importance of cocks has been overlooked......i mean how can you bang in nail without a hammer..neccesary tool of the job..
Re: Blokes who watch cocks.
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2002 5:22 pm
by andy32
and plastic hammers never get the nail in..no matter how hard you bang
its not what it looks like..its what u do with it
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2002 5:29 pm
by andy32
personally id imaigne being a succesful porn performer Bob has a better functioning cock than the most of us..and the fact hes exposed it to the world and the subsequent minute scrutiny of armchair critics such as frequent this message boards, would suggest to me he is more than happy with the way it is functioning, cork screw effect and all. Hes certainly putting his member to better use than mine, so i decline the oppurtunity to insult him..ie those in glass houses shouldnt throw rocks and all that
Re: its not what it looks like..its what u do with
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2002 5:36 pm
by marcusallen
Was a thread a while ago andy32 wherein Bob was voted "one of the best"
Funny old world ain't it
Re: its not what it looks like..its what u do with
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2002 9:30 pm
by crofter
for those with a passing interest in deformed cocks, has anybody seen the guy with deformed donger who stars in a lot of the American Bukkake movies, the term T-Bone was invented for this guy, must be offputting for the rest of the performers especially the girls, just adds to the freakshow.
Re: its not what it looks like..its what u do with
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2002 10:21 pm
by jj
.....if anyone's got MORE than a passing interest, what are they doing here?!!
Re: its not what it looks like..its what u do with
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2002 12:54 am
by Buttsie
Maybe there should be warning signs on the cover
Deformed cock inside!!!
I actually think its a party trick he's perfected to stand out from the crowd.Good on him a great athelete no doubt should be in the sexual olympics if there ever is one.
I think some of you guys need to get a grip.I couldn't care less if his dick looks like a green garden hose and coils up like a cobra at the point of knot as long as the women are ok and getting shagged senseless.
cheers
B...OZ