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I meant fucking with the wrong man over happy slapping and not mugging.
I guess we can stick Tony Martin in that category as well.

...bless his cotton socks.

I thought that's where you lived Holden in the ford? it happens pretty local near me so I'm told, I just have a pretty basic mobile thank fuck, I've no need for all that video phone shite. yet someone got me with one of wind up calls a few months back, the old your numbers on my girlfriends phone and I know where you live, not funny, as I done my bollocks, especially when the I'm gonna blow you kneecaps off bit came on, then again the cunt who did it was a geordie so go figure
watch films or porn on TV, all that seems to go round on those video phones is das fisten and das animalness and now this slapping bollocks, trust me someone will bring a dvd out or something soon just like the bumfights thing, Funnily enough there was a group of 12 or so year olds today laughing over one in the street, someone asleep on a bus, getting a slap or something, I didnt stop to look. it will stop when hopefully one of the "slappers" does it to someone who is actually prepared for that kinda thing, gutless pricks like this will only find out the hard way.
Back in the day with the "Beastie boys" car sign thing, we didnt stop at VW's we done every fucking car in *******, and my shed at the bottom of my garden had them all nailed to the wall, that was until we tried to get a flying lady of a roller outside some Indian familys wedding, and got caught, and it was me and my mate who got the slapping. and never touched a motor again, like the clockwork orange therapy, it worked, kinda felt a bit sick every time I walked past a car in my yoof

There is only one slap video worth watching and it's a corker.
Some Yoots decide to give it large to some Asian looking dude.
The Yoot sticks his hand under the chin of the victim and then the victim pushes it down and gives the Yoot a quantum slap across the right side of the face.
The sound was excellent as the yoot got totally fucked up in front of his friends.

Now where can I get me a knuckle duster just in case....

I heard Camden market is a good place to go if you need a duster mate, the underground part particulary

Nice one chaps.

Arnie, I haven't been to Camdem in years.
Any further directions you can give?

GD - Have you bought a pair of those? I remember them being advertised in MAI a few months. They reminded me of the old army gloves with knuckle pouch's.

Ever used them?
What are they like in a real situation?

You used them in Animal Day sessions?
Cheating bastard!!!

Did you do any with Geoff? I think he's closed down pretty much every class.
Shame really as he's a top dude.

I may just have to invest in a pair. Cheers for the heads up.