Re: Is spitting the new pissing ?
Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 3:38 pm
Steve56 I have noted your situation and feel you can draw a few conclusions from this experience so it?s not all bad. The first thing is a merchant who is willing to spit inside a building should be prepped first with a large piece of wood before attempting any conversation. You may also find that a brick in a sock will have the same conclusion.
Secondly if the said merchant has spit and you?ve found yourself to move to speech before completing step one at which point he gives you notice that he is willing to peruse an end which will result in you exiting the building from level two I also suggest the following. Bid the kind merchant an apology explaining how from time to time you go a little fruit loop and much to your despair words exit your mouth too which you have no control. Then bid the gentle merchant a good day and as you turn away continue your movement 360 degrees at which point you can greet him again as Mr Fruitloop. Then take the large piece of wood as mentioned in step one and introduce it to the said merchant a handful of times at which point his opinion will change. On occasions you will find that the merchant will desire to remove his spittle from the area where he deposited it by use of his tongue.
Fred
Secondly if the said merchant has spit and you?ve found yourself to move to speech before completing step one at which point he gives you notice that he is willing to peruse an end which will result in you exiting the building from level two I also suggest the following. Bid the kind merchant an apology explaining how from time to time you go a little fruit loop and much to your despair words exit your mouth too which you have no control. Then bid the gentle merchant a good day and as you turn away continue your movement 360 degrees at which point you can greet him again as Mr Fruitloop. Then take the large piece of wood as mentioned in step one and introduce it to the said merchant a handful of times at which point his opinion will change. On occasions you will find that the merchant will desire to remove his spittle from the area where he deposited it by use of his tongue.
Fred