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Your donkey appears to be suffering from a rare syndrome known in the donkey industry as toosmalluslegus. I?d say that by looking at the pictures he has a large deficiency of about four feet in the length of his legs. With modern science this syndrome is easily cured by following a few simple methods.
? Get a set of prosthetic limbs for the said beast but be sure to get a set as a pair could damage the animal considerably!
? Try to only use the said creature whilst climbing a hill. Again please note the emphasis is on accent and not decent which again would cause considerable damage to the beast.
? Dig a hole for the cart. This is a radical treatment from the US and care has to be taken that the hole isn?t too big.
? Get a second beast so the first beast can stand on the second beasts shoulders thus resolving the problem. Great care has to be taken when choosing a second beast as Donkeys are not known for their social skills. If an incorrect pairing is made the beasts will fight like the Chavs in Walsall on a Saturday night.

Alternatively you could choose to unload the cart which does seem a little pointless and troublesome.

Fred (now vet Harriet but always in a shed)

This one sounds like a job for me old mate Rolf....

"G'day Lizard wibble wobble, use a bit more butter on the donkey's arse ya drongo & the didgeridoo should come out as easy as bile from trisha's mouth....

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(Fred, Rolf, Skippy and topdog B Smith from shedblock H in the dunny playing a xylophone)

Chokeslam third world debt...

I have no idea, so don't ask.

You should use 'flora proactive' on yer arse, saves on calories, and makes less mess, any road up, I,m still attempting to cast me vote, they dont make it easy, I,ll never vote for Noels house party again..mind you look at niomi cambell behind me, struth! the sun's not been kind to her eh?

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I followed your advice to the letter, and............

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looks like mr ed?lol.

Thats what you gets for off loading Bullwinkle Lizard

cheers
B....OZ

Dear Dr Bigshow

I have read this posting with great interest and was wondering if you could give me any advice. Just recently I have met a very attractive young lady and I fear that my feelings for her are becoming overwhelming. She is a very attractive woman and as you can tell she has nice firm breasts with a captious bottom but my problem begins with what?s going on in the basement! Her John Toshack is considerably larger than my own and I am feeling rather inferior. She is very understanding and tells me that its perfectly normal for a man to have a smaller Peter than his girlfriend but my fear is that she is just telling me what I want to hear. Betty has asked me to appear on national TV with my intended fianc?e and Trisha has also offered some on screen help but I am a little fearful that Docutakethepiss?s on national tv with a TV may not be the answer.

Please Dr Bigshow could you give me any advice?


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Fred (with a 12? TV in his shed)

Dont go there Fred...

I showed Rolf the picture & he jumped straight into skippy's pouch, which isn't as cosy as you think. Pouch's are full of mucus so I don't think we'll see anything of Rolf untill the batteries run out in this xylophone, he's currently playing stairway to heaven! It all started in the navy on shore leave in Thailand where a ladyboy dancer called gary taught him to play the didjeridoo, that was the day the wobble board was invented. He won't say why!

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(Fred only animal questions please!)

In the light of your lack of help I'll be appearing in the next docuporn to be aired on national tv titled (hey everybody look at these sad fcukers wanking to porn). Then I'm off to Trisha to do a show called (only sadoz appear on my shows).

Fred (Disapointed in his shed)