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Any attention involving my nether regions is ok wiv me, I only get concerned when things start appearing when I wasn't aware they were there in the 1st place!!
I'm new on yr forum, be gentle wiv me, great fun reading all postings but have 2 say I'm little confused re the whole shed thing, would any1 care to explain it to me?

Sheds dead!

Oh Fred

Well it all started when some merchant offered his services at an extraordinary price. He got plenty of stick and replied stating he was not some Fred in a Shed meaning most of the users on here were a bunch of amateurs. Well shock went through the community that such a remark could be made and seeing as the BGAFD forum is a loving environment a fetish for sheds was born and with the shed came Fred. Now Fred was a pig and he needed somewhere to live so we gave him a shed. Someone had to look after Fred so we took him in and built him a special shed and we all became good friends and Fred laughed from on top of the shed. But then on that fateful day offence was taken because it was felt that Fred and his Shed was taking over and so an order was made for Fred?s untimely death (weep). Now without Fred the Shed seemed dead and so with a final tear the shed like Fred was ended. So the moral is if someone calls you an amateur hold your head high and remember Fred in his Shed.

For those who laughed and enjoyed Fred and his Shed here for the last time and in loving memory

FRED?..
[img]http://www.cheapxxx.co.uk/fred.gif[/img]
?.Who lived in a SHED

Oh Fred

Well it all started when some merchant offered his services at an extraordinary price. He got plenty of stick and replied stating he was not some Fred in a Shed meaning most of the users on here were a bunch of amateurs. Well shock went through the community that such a remark could be made and seeing as the BGAFD forum is a loving environment a fetish for sheds was born and with the shed came Fred. Now Fred was a pig and he needed somewhere to live so we gave him a shed. Someone had to look after Fred so we took him in and built him a special shed and we all became good friends and Fred laughed from on top of the shed. But then on that fateful day offence was taken because it was felt that Fred and his Shed was taking over and so an order was made for Fred?s untimely death (weep). Now without Fred the Shed seemed dead and so with a final tear the shed like Fred was ended. So the moral is if someone calls you an amateur hold your head high and remember Fred in his Shed.

For those who laughed and enjoyed Fred and his Shed here for the last time and in loving memory

FRED?..
[img]http://www.cheapxxx.co.uk/fred.gif[/img]
?.Who lived in a SHED

Ahhhhhh! I,m off to the pub now, sorry to be so heartless Billy, but it,s a mean lookin pig, I prefer me donkey, and it dont need no shed, just a manger.

Don't forget Frankie the spider & the cast of every cops n' robbers show in the whole world. And The warriors + Jesse the body ventura!!!!!!!!!!

Don't wear a turtleneck top as you might find yourself getting roughed up 1970's style. So when your wrapped up in a mattress in the police station getting fitted up don't blame Fred....

(RiP)

And it stopped being even mildly amusing after the first 5 minutes.

Mart

BTW welcom to the forum, i hope you don't work in a call centre! That aside, are you working or looking to wet your whistle in the industry?

ps. next time your checking your nether regions, if a telly remote control turns up.....

I'm sure it's a problem with my eyes, but Fred looks uncannily like Richard Branson.

Your correct IMHO

Just be thankful we can't see what he's wearing

cheers
B....OZ