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Knowing that my Droogs are loyal while i sit in the Korova Milkbar sipping synthemesc-milkplus, listening to abit of Ludwig Van! There's a pain in me gulliver, i've hit a comedy blank with mart & welcome back me old Droogies for a bit of the old comedy ultra-violence......

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Very good but I'm rather getting the impression that you are not taking the U.S.C. 2257/56489/235647/56987 as serious threat matrix!

I have read the threads on this on the dark side and it would appear that the world will end or at least be a near miss........ .......Anyway our forces are on stand by with the carriers on strap and the taxi's are good to go so perhaps we should also do something?

I shall take no chances and have decided to rent out my sins and follow in the pathway to truth and honesty and form the church of Bigshow under the fellowship if Lizard.

Kurray for Bigshow & Lizard for they shall save me from ther mighty wroth of the U.S.C

FiaS

By the way is U.S.C a bible-lipic thing as spoke of in St Fred 4:28 Vs 7?

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Fear nought Bill, for thy hath seen the light and my big staff will comfort thee, and I say this to the non-believers..... "walk a mile in my trainers" and verily they shitteth themselves.
I fear it may be too late for Bigshow to come 'over' to the light side, as he has spent too much time in the shed (caspian Vs2, chap 14, paragraph 11)
"and he that shall spend his time polishing his staff in private, shall go weak of mind and his sight will not be as good as it once was".....
Also, "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them". from the book of Sam Jackson. (cant remember the chapter, but he,s eating a cheesburger when he say,s it)

St Liz.

St Liz

You alone are worthy and thine words giveth thee great comfort in these dark days of trial and turmoilacation but again I say to thee surely there is hope for the saint Bigshow. In the great book of St Fred it speaks about a great cuming of a great man in a shed who will lead us the chosen few in to a greate place where porn and sexy birds abound in great plenty. Verily verily I say un to thee surely this great man is indeedeth the holly father Bigshow!

Bigshow I call upon thee now to reveal thyself in this public place and give us words of wisdom in this our time of need as we fight against the mighty U.S.C

A humbled

FiaS

I agree Bill. Reveal yourself Bigshow...............biggy, biggy, biggy, biggy..
Turn some fish into wine, and Sharons pussy into stone, for only then will we believe.

St Liz

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It?s a Miracle!

The Lord our Bigshow hath givest us a sign of awe and wonder and we can now believe.

All stand and exalt Bigshow he hath renewed our faith

FiaS