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I will take heed Biggy, I,n the mean time I,m working on the script for 'Shed-the Movie' as you can see I,ve already cast the shed...
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It,s only a 6x3 but we all have to start somewhere, as Spielberg himself once said to me...."Liz, fuck right off", pretty good coming from the big man himself, anyway the script goes thus.....Marino, gets so pissed one night, he has to crash in a shed, he awakes to the sound of a tapping on the small but sufficient window, only to see a beautiful nymph with nothin on and carrying only a bottle of top grade creo, he thinks he,s dreaming, and he probably is, as she strides his manhood, and begins to explain the virtues of a cross timber design and good 'felting' as she point out the merit of using 3x 2 instead of 2x1 not skimping on the roofing tacks, she takes his cock in her mouth while he screams.....timber, he chucks his splaff, and the whole fucking shooting match falls down around them, good job old 'Titmarsh' is there to finish the job off, and swiftly mounts her from behind and 'drops his seed! whilst his assistant Rider-Anna-Rickshaw films it all on a 3 chip.

More to follow.
St Liz (guardian of the light side, and complete shedhead)

Forget profit for once Bill, were doin some serious shit here, see my post above this one or maybe 2 down and one across from this one, anyway read it and weep, we start casting very very soon, the script has been, er! blagged, and just like Live8, a whole cast of porno princesses, and princes have volunteered thier services for free, although some of the rider lists are heavy going (white grapes peeled by hand for Marino) and (20 park drive for one eyed jack!) still the show must go on, a whole bevvy of beauties like...... and.......and possibly ......have volunteered, so looks like we have a 'Michael' on our hands..we just need 'wood'

Your pal Liz

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