BGAFD Event Update

[magoo]

Really Cornish Chris! Shaun is the UKs number one fanny magnet. Didnt you know. Hes always telling us about his latest meetings with the top porn girls. They flock from miles around to meet him. Or is that the other way round:.)

[buttsie uneducated]

Its more to do with-if you don't bath regularly the opposite sex become more attracted-apparently they can't resist the smell-so I have read. Over to Shaun for the truth.

cheers
B...OZ

[Shaun?]

In my current unwashed state, 3 weeks now, I'm starting to resemble the smells I encountered when I was on holiday 4 years ago when I visited Adelaide and a few other cities in Australia.

Seriously though, one name an invite should got to is that of the man who lives 21 miles from Calais, Sir Ben of Dover.

[Phil McC]

We Will be there, sorryWendy took a weekend off(first since HMP gave me 19 months of weekends). Give me a call to finalise my live sex act,
Phil McC n Violet

[golostruda]

Having been regularly abused for believing anyone on here should ever visit London, I can only assume the venue will be entirely empty. If you held it in Chesterfield, on the other hand...

[jj]

Don't set up Straw Men: you were CRITICISED, not abused, and rightly so, for the suggestion that Lunnun is God's Own Earthly Paradise.....
.......said venue may well be deserted unless Shaun ablutes himself in good time......
.....Chesterfield may be interesting experimentally, to see if attending girlies can make spire stand straight.

[magoo]

If Chesterfield is as far north as he can imagine....Well that must make half of the country positivley Arctic. He could at least have stretched as far as Leeds. I always consider Chesterfield as north midlands. Its not far from Derby after all. Not having a go at you Gobblestrudel but really if your going to get all southern on us you could stretch a bit further north. How about Carlisle or Newcastle.

[buttsie]

I'll go as far north as Thailand(LOL)can't be fairer than that.

cheers
B...OZ

PS i'd love to fly to the UK but Deep Vein Thrombosis has got me shit scared-and thats not a good smell in a vaccuum even if it is air-conditioned.