URGENT

[buttsie uneducated]

You should turn Professional but don't give up your day job just yet.

cheers
B...OZ

[magoo]

Thanks for your support. I shall wear it all night.

[jj]

This is brilliant.
Why aren't you Home Secretary?

[jj]

I'm obviously too sensitive......must dash, time for my flower-arranging class.

[buttsie uneducated]

More like Flour arranging cl....ass

The Sensitive new age Guy makes soft dough eh!!!

cheers
B...OZ

[buttsie uneducated]

How do you know that he isn't?

cheers
B...oZ

[jj]

All my farinaceous products are arranged alphabetically in accordance with EEC Regulations 856/483B, 64752/958Q, parts 1,2 AND 4, and 4759/74903K.
There's NOTHING you can teach me about FLOUR-arranging.
Now, how the hell do I switch this oven on?

[ludwig wittgenstein]

This is a question about the dichotomous nature of reality and perception, isn't it?
Oh God, not again...........I had all this crap with that twat Karl Popper, years ago, and I settled HIS hash once and for all.
I'm off down the pub.