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Roger Mackie, that's the guy!

Gazza got some cringeworthy stick off the Celtic fans at the height of his 'domestic troubles'!

To the tune of 'Football's Coming home': He beats his wife.....etc
Rangers had a guff Champions League campaign (did they ever have a good one?) that year, so there was also 'If you can't beat the Ajax, beat the wife'.

A few of my St. Mirren supporting mate have good stories about the Morton rivalry and the nutter who was Paisley Panda.

And there's the Dons fans ripping the piss out of our anthem, 'You'll never walk alone' at the chorus- 'sign on..........'

I'll try and remember some good ones!

Worst one I heard about was, a few months after the Norrie McCathie tragedy, some Dundee United fans chanting "Dodgy heater" when Dunfermline came to call.

To the French- "If it wasn't for the British you'd be krauts"

To the krauts- "There's only one Bomber Harris"

To Neville Southall (After a News of the World story about his wife's playing around) "If you've had Nevilles wife clap your hands"

Best one was Frank LeBeouf at Chelsea "He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where, Frank LeBeouf, Frank LeBeouf".

Apparently he wrote in the program asking them not to sing that as he brings his kids to the match and he doesn't want his name associated with that language. Next match; "He's here, he's there, we're not allowed to swear, Frank LeBeouf, Frank LeBeouf"

during Leeds' 'problem' years recently a blow up spider man was bouncing round the kop, when it burst the song changed from 'spider man is a Leeds fan' to 'he's going down, he's going down etc etc', it's good to laugh at yourself from time to time

best I heard was Man city fans to Diego Forlan
'one Sally Gunnell, there's only one Sally Gunnell'

well i heard he screwed tons of women.lol.Caractacus wrote:

> I recall being at a league match which was less than exciting.
> So bad was the game that the crowd had to amuse themselves. At
> one point they broke out into the tartan favourite "We hate
> Jimmy Hill, he's a poof, he's a poof." Oh, very topical, I
> thought----until I realised it was being directed at the
> inspector in charge of policing the event, who was sporting a
> JH beard, and saw one of his WPCs pissing herself laughing at
> him. He went into hiding shortly afterwards.

Maybe so, Steve, but he's a hate figure to us Scots, therefore we will eternally question his sexuality.

"Baros,Whats the Score"

Sung 4 times by the West Ham fans recently for 1-0,2-0,3-0,4-0

I'm betting Milan would have wished he was still at Liverpool or Injured

cheers
B....OZ

he chats a lot as well analises things.

A classic at Carlisle v QPR. A 25 odd stone QPR was chanting the usual insults about sheep to which Carlisle repsonded with the seminal "have you ever seen your cock?". Priceless.

There are any good Old Firm chants but not very politically correct...........