Seriously Irritating Motoring Phenomena

[Officer Dibble]

You're right, Bob. It's not just pensioners and housewives going to Tescos. I've seen, supposedly, professional truck drivers and 'White Van Men' doing it, too. Even young geezers, who aught to have a bit more lead in their pencil ? I?ve seen them at the wheel of Fiat Uuno's (in the right hand lane) driving with all the verve and spirit of Mavis Riley on her way to Sunday Morning Service. Could it be something in the water, do ya? think?


Officer Dibble

[Jayr]

Ah well you see the joys of riding a motorbike is you can do many things, for instance when I come across these lane hogs I flash my lights, beep my horn then under take them, bang on the window, flick the finger and chop infront.

For those that really piss me off/drive dangerously/talk on their mobile whilst swerving all over the place then they usually lose a wing mirror - I've found that Vauxhall and Ford wing mirrors come off with only the lighest of touches!