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If the new laws on S&M come in, il end up in jail ;P heh

oh i have the co-ordination of a tree do i fudge flaps (sounds like u need a gyno check up asap).

i think the RAD would disagree with u.
i have a highly commended diploma in pre elementary ballet at the royal academy of dancing i will have u know.

now take that back : )

Take it back? For you, anything..........

Yes, my labia are filthy- I had a can of lager stuck up there, the gyno refused to see me. He recommended a Guiness-cologist, who would happily be at my cervix for a small fee.

I found a vagrant cat the other day, what a state he was in! The poor mite was in a pissed stupor, and I asked the name. "The name?", he slurred, ".....Murphy.....".

I hear cats are very much like their owners. If reared from a very young age, they are very much like children, learning by imitation. You've got him in a right bad way:

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;D

I'll seeya when I seeya (which MAY be soon)

Take it easy,

ff.

no u got the wrong murphy. my murph would have bitten your ankels to shreds if u went near him.

anyway hes in rehab at the moment. lol.

is he a tough cat then?

where i hail from, Fudge Flaps is in DESPERATE need of medical Attention =))

Fudge = ANYTHING bad with the ass
Flaps = Anything concerning Pissing from the Ureathra.

Fudge Flaps, only pulling ya leg

the cat we used to have, would sit on the communal stairwells, & "Bat the Crap" outta your leg, head, arm, whatever was nearest him & he was a shit for it, always when it was dark outside, so you couldnt tell the git was there =))

A Snake pulling my leg is quite endearing..........if you bit it with your poison fangs, then I'd be worried!

"where i hail from............."

Where, then?

this cat i know used to rub his back alongside my knee,one cat i said hello to last week meowed and winked at me.