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[Cenobitez]

I remember when i was working for a multinational engineering company, IT was called up and to bring all staff working on the new project, and projects had names like "Batman", "Phosphor" and stuff like that, where as the real name prob something mile XXX MB540R34D2.

Anyway we was all called up and they asked for a status report on each section of the IT side of the project, and the IT guy came up and this particular project was do with Technical Publications and Reprographic hardware upgrades, so the chairman of that meeting comes up and says "ok give it to me, dont sugar coat it, i want answers straight", so the department head stands up and says something like

Hardware Report: The 1520s are PO'd, awaiting aproval, RAM Ups actioned, raid ups completed, xeon ups done, wcs installed, cat-5 trunks done and patched in and awaiting flat VDU's, Software Report: Backend db undergoing 3rd level normalisation, frontend completed, and middleware outlined but not engaged.

The IT guys was all nodding and the rest of the meeting was like "ummmmm ok very good" hehehe made me giggle.