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Re: Room 101
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:49 am
by Deuce Bigolo
People who are always Whingeing
Sad to say but this forum reminds me of a decaying Retirement Village
game over...adios
B....OZ
Re: Room 101
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:02 pm
by randyandy
Forgot one and it's probably the biggest:
People who think criticism is Whingeing when it's against them but think it's wonderful when it's for them.
Re: Room 101
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:02 pm
by Chemical Robbie
A few more....
1. Tipping - An american custom that does not work over here, if I go somewhere like TGI's the annoying staff who think they are so entertaining and 'part of the experience' psycologically bully customers into tipping.
It's not our custom to tip - dont do unless they really deserve it - Watch the opening scene in resevior dogs!
2. Trick or treat - an national excuse for 'hoodies and thugs to knock on your door and beg for cash, whilst thretening a consequence if you fail to conform.
Tip - buy a bag of wearther orignal's on 31st OCT. that piss them off.
At least in the US its only little kids that do it.
3. Lack of Black role models for Black men in the UK - I'm a white man but I wish Black men had better profile role models. Tim, from the Apprentice was great.
4. Harry Rednapp - crook, con man, dummy spitter - I hope they go down, I'd love, I'd really love it.
5. Porn movies that 'dont do what they say on the cover'
6. The Audi A2
7. Dogs
8. young shop assistants calling me 'mate'
9. Flat shoes on girls.
10. Ladettes
phew!
Re: Room 101
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:31 pm
by Ace
> 8. young shop assistants calling me 'mate'
>
Yes, that really grips my shit.......like they 'know' me. Even worse is when some skanky till operator at ASDA calls me 'Luv' or 'Darling' like shes a madam at a whore house
Re: Room 101
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:52 pm
by Buckley
1 Every recorded political speech by Margaret Thatcher
2 Any blonde siliconised bimbo and anyone named Jordan
3 Hat wearing Toyota Corolla drivers
4 Paris Hilton, Victoria Beckham and any other talentless bimbette famous for nothing more than being famous
5 Ron Jeremy......he should have retired anyway
Re: Room 101
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:41 am
by Jock Strap
to turn the shop assistant thing on it's head.....
I used to work in ASDA and they make you wear name badges
' Hi....My name is Jock...I'm here to help....' etc. etc.
I hated it when customers saw the badge and casually called you by name. I found it intrusive and a rubbish attempt at familiarity.