The Grumpy Old Men Social Club

[Joe A]

Ivor

You are no different to the rest of us, so what are you moaning about... DUH.

In fact I just remembered I used "Grumpy" as a nick on a surfers forum a few years ago. They were for ever posting my pics and I kept complaining to get them removed

[davewells]

You do have a very, very short memory Mr David, don't you. If you will remember you are already the honoury president of the sad gits society formed in 1997 in St Martin by myself, yourself, Mr Morse and Mr Schiller. You will recall it was formed because here we were in two fabulous villas as crew whilst those pesky studs had all the 'crumpet' in there villas [shaggin] all the bloody time. I'm sure I wouldn't be wrong in stating it's what made you who you are today you sad old git with no memory.

[jimslip]

I remember it well David, you're right though what the fuck were we all doing in the villas alone? I think I've got my vengeance now though!! Can't remember Schiller being there, I expect he was out shagging as well and where was Bill?

[davewells]

Can't remember Schiller being there, crikey you are losing it aren't you ! You shared a bloody room with him yer berk !

[Jock Strap]

Jim, wtf you got to be grumpy about anyway?
Last time I visited your site you were up to your eyes in top tottie!

I wish to moan about the weather, being skint, having to give up booze and also having to watch an old bastard like Jim get laid while I get nowt!

[Joe A]

What a waste of f**king time this thread was.. Has anyone damn well bothered to suggest a date for a meetng .. NO..

Hrumph bah humbug

[davewells]

Joe you grumpy old git - you should go to a meeting/club for such behaviour !!!

[jimslip]

What about the Hilton bar again? Sat 9th June PM?

We could even have a sign outside say: "Grumpy Old Men - This Way"