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Last sentence....... about dead right.
Yer missing a treat, old son. She's a beaut.
BTW, thanks for RR2. No A-L, alas..........

.....and your eponym, is, not surprisingly, ever so slightly, suggestive of your pulchritudinous vertiginousness.
Not that any of these sods could have worked THAT one out.......

thanx.

shame i've just had to chew you out over the valencia post, though!

I'm trying to be sarky, but I can't stop pissing meself for long enough........

I reckon that big words=small tiddler. Sorry JJ but you are using that dictionary far too often.

......mine is small, but perfectly-formed.
Have you lost the use of yer dialling-finger, BTW????

Landline or mobile? Give me a chance to find some food. I have been drinking for days and not eaten for days. Bastard takeaway closed an` all.

Magoo's influencing JJ to the dark side

Magoo pissed & posting i can handle

Magoo & JJ pissed & Posting is Anarchy
never to be repeated please

cheers
B..OOOZE

I'd complain to me Social Worker, if I were you.
And why isn't SHE doing the ole fry-up for you?
I dunno, you pay yer taxes..............

....trouble with that suggestion, is that the measurements would have to be changed occasionally.........