Attn JJ

[Matt]

I'm in Europe, since you ask. I don't leave for anywhere else until mid June (mentioned it before because it was likely I'd be netless at any time. God knows why I still have a connection.)

[jj]

Oh..........but you PROMISED.............
and I wanted a wallaby for Xmas.

[Matt]

I'm still going, JJ. Just thought I'd be gone before now. Flight is booked for mid June. Net connection SHOULD be cut anytime n....

[Rodrigo]

You big old specky twat. Where was that video with the gusha? You are being watched!

[buttsie]

babboon = thick german pussyslips

sweet dreams just watch out for that hoover

cheers
B...OOZE

[buttsie]

male or Female?

Blow Up or real or Stuffed?

cheers
B...OOZE

[Pontious Pilate]

Strike him Roughly Centurion(LOL)

[jj]

....oh, bugger, you seem to have been cut off in your prime.
Can you also get me a pair of those Qantas slippers?

[Scipio Afwicanus]

...."stwike him woughly", surely?
And 'woger his wotten wear until it's wed waw', I'd have thought.